sportswriters who aren't bloggers who cover their home teams are jackasses.
Just read some quotes from national writers about the Minnesota Twins:"Consider them the best fourth-place team in baseball, if that's any consolation to Minnesota partisans."
--Fox Sports
Seriously. Behind the TIGERS?! THE TIGERS?!? Oh wait, Magglio Ordonez is magically going to not be injured, and Jeremy Bonderman is going to magically stop being erratic. Please.
"’m assuming Kyle Lohse and Carlos Silva are using compromising photos of someone in the Twins organization as leverage to keep their spots in the rotation."
--bullz-eye.com
"Juan Rincon RP Quality stuff but erratic command. A future closer."
--ESPN.com
Erratic command? Future closer? laskjflasdkfjawrlw.
Yes, because Carlos Silva's sub-4.00 ERA and excellent command of the strike zone just plain suck. Jackasses.
I'd keep going but it's obvious that writers who are paid to write on big sites don't actually watch any games.
Opening day -- two days away. My baseball obsession has reached new heights.
posted by Mark at 12:46 PM
4 Comments:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Let's get a gigantic group and go watch the Twins! This is Twins Territory! I'll wear every item of Twins memorabilia I have!! I just need sweatpants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
Yes! Yes yes yes! Wednesday night some time?!?
oh great, you can all watch baseball together...oh you're having sooo much fun out there in america, with your baseball and your hot dogs and your chips that don't cost 4 euro a bag...oh! look at us! we looooove hanging out in america! without BRIGITTE! :(
:( :( :( :( :( :( :(
i forgot my blogger user name and password...i'm the worst blogger in the history of the world.
help me.
~Brigitte
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